Thursday, February 07, 2008

Google Searches

I promised to do a post every day in February and the day is almost over, so I am going to go with something easy that I have not done a while. What are people searching for to get to my blog? These always make me chuckle. Here are some of the recent ones...


1. ugly peanut super bowl ad don't get it - Ok, so obviously, this was made by someone who didn't get the ad. What was there not to get about this commercial?!?! Ugly lady rubs peanuts on her and it makes her attractive to men. No Encyclopedia Brown there!


2. How long will I live test - I don't ever remember doing this on my blog. Sorry. Why don't you just eat healthy, exercise, etc. and you will be fine.

3. Dog paw tatoos - I don't know how they ended up at my blog, because it is spelled correctly on my blog - TATTOOS!

4. superbowl 2008 minute by minute play - That's right! People come to MY blog for the Super Bowl breakdown! Maybe I have a future in sports writing?

5. nation+Soviet Army+land mines+4300 years - I have never seen someone used a plus sign before in a google search. Interesting...

6. spanking torrent - Ummm...what?

7. American Idol Manuel - Hmmm...am I your next American Idol?

8. zombie ate homework - My favorite! Although, I am sorry whoever clicked on my page to find this. I have no advice on how to convince your teacher this what happened...

8 comments:

PurpleOceanMoon said...

WOW Dude! How did you find all that out? Spanking torrent? Yikes!

HappyFlapjacks said...

Zombie ate homework.....that's too good. It reminds me of the time a wandered into the house, drunk, at 15 years old, with a big fat love-bite mark on my neck. When Mom asked what that was on my neck...my response: "A chipmunk bit me."

Churlita said...

If you become the spanking torrent website, you will get so many hits. I guarantee it.

Tara said...

"Spanking torrent" amused me. I don't have any ideas. Just speechless. :)

Anonymous said...

zombies, spanking, super bowl recaps...this place has it all.

I really need to see the search results on mine one day...just too lazy.

laura b. said...

Wow, this really is an all-purpose blog! Way to reach out the the disenfranchised, MrManuel ;-)

Anonymous said...

I always use + in google and ask.com searches... I thought everyone did...

AlienCG said...

I'm going to have to look at my search list and see what comes up.

Maybe the NFL is looking for new people to do the breakdown and we're impressed with yours.