Ok, so Manuel and I used to have a page-a-day calender called Zobmondo, and every day it would make you decide between 2 equally terrible things. I thought it would be fun to do here. So the rules are this: You MUST choose one of the choices, you CANNOT say neither because, in reality, all of us would choose neither.
Would you rather...
Eat a black widow (poison removed) in lime jello
Eat 100 live ants
My choice: 100 live ants. I think they'd be less crunchy than the black widow.