Sunday, November 20, 2005

Chris Klein is a catch women!

Chris Klein, best known for the American Pie movies (somehow he was to good for the 3rd one), is a complete jackass. I am not sure how he thinks he will ever get another date again, but he made some pretty interesting comments in the latest Elle magazine. These quotes courtesy of You have to read these...

“I don’t need food to impress, man,” boasts the cocky “American Pie” C-lister. “It’s a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she’s cooking the food.”
Chris, 26, a self-described “alpha heterosexual” who only dates “8 to 10’s,” also reveals how displeased he is if a woman he’s seeing gains a few pounds.
“I’m not tolerant of that at all,” declares the actor, who says he has no problem telling his swollen squeeze to shape up.
“When a woman isn’t feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she’ll ask you if you like her body,” he pontificates. “You have to say no.”
Klein then rejects the interviewer’s suggestion that “they’re just looking for you to say, ‘You look beautiful to me, honey.’” “If they do, it’s placating,” he scoffs. “I don’t placate.”
A few other gentlemanly gems from the chat include Chris describing wooing a woman as a “predator-prey situation” and admitting he stays “very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely.”
Asked if this approach makes it tough for potential partners to unravel the enigma that is Chris Klein, he sneers, “Hey, man, I’m not here to hold hands and babysit. She’s got to come to the table with something.”

WOW! Unreal isn't it? Almost makes Katie Holmes leaving him and going on to Tom Cruise look like a good thing. I would love to see a non-celeb get away with dumb comments like this.


Anonymous said...

I just recently read his statements in one of my magazines today. I was so appalled...ok he isn't even cute...what makes him think that he is such a catch that he can say that, because he is seriously disturbed or somebody hella lied to him...maybe he should learn to act and get some work done on his face and then he can say shit like that actually NO he needs to get the shit beat out of him by someone...

MrManuel said... said "hella"

Love you :-)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I read those comments the other day, my first thought was...Didn't he play the the really sensitive guy in American Pie? My second thought was he reminds me of a Keanu (sp) wannabe