So, my wife always cuts my hair. She always does a good job and has been doing it for a few years now. Unfortunately, the other day she had a brain fart. She always puts a guard on the razor so it doesn't cut TOO close. Well, this last time, she really messed up. Without thinking, she just started by placing the razor on my head, with NO GUARD!!! The enclosed picture is the monstrosity that was my hair after this screw up.
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You know, what more can I do to make it up to you?! I'M SORRY! I messed up ONCE. I realize it was a pretty BIG mess up, but my goodness... Besides, a week later you can't even tell it happened. Be thankful your hair grows so quickly.
(But I am grateful you still told me you loved me when you left for work a short time later...)
Just tell people you are stressed out from Orko puking and pooping and you pulled your hair out!
Seriously when I saw you at the Turkey Bowl I barely even noticed your hair, I didn't think it looked that bad and I'm not just trying to be nice either I mean it, I cut Mike's hair before and it came out lookin a whole lot worse...needless to say that was 4 years ago and I haven't cut his hair since.
Cassie
I didn't see it then but I did see it on Thanksgiving and it wasn't bad. You were obviously more self-conscious because for you it stood out. I'm glad you told Jessica you loved her -- that is what the word "accident" means. She is a good wife for even cutting your hair.
Ok I'll say it cause I can and I gladly accept the responsibility for this one if you feel ill will towards me. GET over it. First off, from a guy who is bald and shaves his head regularly, why didn't you just shave it the rest of the way? Instead you made it stick out like a sore thumb by keeping it as is and then wearing a hat over it then retelling the story to anyone within earshot of ya. Ya it's all love and yur sis and yur wife and your Mom all got your back. But it is after all, just hair. Maybe next time the problem can just be solved rather than drug out for more to see and cause further embarrassment. But that's just me. I really could be wrong here. I did drop out of ARC, right? :)
Thank you, Rich. I offered to shave the rest of his head for him but you know what he said? He said he'd look dumb. Yeah hon, I think I already had that covered for ya...
And by the way... I'm not sure I appreciate the title of this post. It was an ACCIDENT, not dumb. Why couldn't you have titled it "Barbershop of Horrors" or something like that?
I have a lumpy head..I can't shave it. I like how quickly you turn on me honey once Rich says it is ok. Now I know how you really felt...
I didn't turn on you. Once the situation simmered down and we could make jokes about it, I started giving you a bad time, come on. You already made me look bad by posting this and asking how I can be so dumb, don't make me look bad like this too.
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