Three stories, but first my results. I ended up getting 49th place out of 99. So I just squeaked into the top half of entries. I know I was better than some of the ones that beat me, but what can you do? What kills me is that I actually got a lower score average than I did on my last entry, the musical note crop circle. I feel my new entry was better, but somehow, got a lower average score. Oh well. I actually entered an advanced contest today for fun, but I will talk about that tomorrow.
LAZY
Yesterday I went to Sam's Club to pick up some stuff. I found a great spot and then as I am pulling in, I notice that there is a cart right in there. I sihn and park a few spaces back. As I am walking to the store, I notice that the cart that was in the spot I did want, is RIGHT next to the cart rack. Seriously, is it that hard to take your cart back to the cart rack out of consideration for others? That is why I ALWAYS take my cart back. Racks are never that far that it is that big of an inconvenience. Please people, rerack your cart!
DISGUSTING
On the drive to the same said trip to the Sam's Club, I pulled up to a stoplight. I look around and notice a girl in her sports bra and shorts jog up to the light. I look over as any male would and notice she is quite attractive. She jogged in place to keep up her heart rate and then.....she barfed. Yeah, that is what I get for looking at other women I guess.
STUPID
So this morning I wake up and turn on the shower. If I haven't put on my contacts already, one of the first things I do is put on my contacts as the water warms up. So this morning, I go to the toothpaste instead. I proceed to open the toothpaste, spread it on my finger, and finally put the toothpastey finger in my eye as if I am putting on my contact. It only took a second to realize what I had done and I jumped in the shower to quickly wash off the burn that had overcome my eye. How I mistook toothpaste for contacts this morning, we will never know. But trust me, do not spread toothpaste in your eye.
9 comments:
I was digging the story about the lady jogging, till she barfed! That's not hot!
Haha, I take it that waking up in the morning isn't quite your forte!!!
We always put back the cart. Sometimes I drive to where the cart rack is and pick up Uncle Skip.
The barfing woman probably was sick and still jogging. Should have been home in bed.
Toothpaste in your eye! That is how it starts. Little things.
Hugs
I was talking to this young kid at Costco and I asked him if he was upset that people didn't put the carts back in the return rack, he said "If they all did it they wouldn't need me here and I need the cash", go figure. Now really, how in the heck would you think thoot paste is a contact, you had me laughing on that one.
It's amazing how our brains are programmed to routine. At least you weren't using hemorrhoid cream...
I can't stand people that leave carts in good spaces. It's one thing if it's all the way out at the end of the lot, 50 yds from the return. But if it's anywhere close to the door its a pain in the ass. Even if its far away, it's still lazy. Oh well. And the story about the jogger is hilarious. :)
The cart thing is a peeve of mine. People are just lazy! The jogger made me laugh but the toothpaste thing is really funny. You needed to wake up a little more I guess. Tell us about the new contest!!
not a fan of chicks barfing?? weirdo.
Seb - No, not hot at all. I actually am a good waker upper, but I sometimes do crazy things.
Nani - Kudos for putting your cart back!
Jose - Well true, but they still have to go out and get them from the rack.
Sonja - Yeah, or ben gay.
Battlerocker - Pain in the ass is right!
Mom - It has nothing to do with not being able to wake up. I am just easily distractable. My ADD.
Jerk - Speechless.... :-)
I don't always put my cart back, but I do always make sure that it isn't rolling around free!
Bet that hot, barfing chick is bulimic(sp?)
One day you'll be brushing with your contacts!
Also, I would be afraid to put my contacts in before the shower! What if you get shampoo or soap in your eyes or water shoots your contacts out!
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