A question and then a story...
Would you rather...
Have a severe farting problem that caused you to fart every three minutes for the rest of your life (you can still sleep)
or
Never be allowed to cut/bite/chew/file/etc. your nails for the rest of your life?
Hmmm....
So, I just called an insurance company to check on a claim for a patient. I called the number on the form she sent me. I dialed and got this...
"You need it bad and we got good!. Dial XXX-XXX-XXXX to talk with Foxy ladies who will meet all your horny needs..." I hung up. Oops. Checked the number. Called again. Same thing.
Called my partner for a check on the number. It turns out, I mistook an 8 for a 6. Damn blurry faxes....
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Farting would be better sad to say.
I think I would rather enjoy farting all the time. I would really find out who my friends truly were.
How come when I get a fuzzy fax and cannot read the numbers too well all I get is some cranky old guy who cusses me out?
If these are my only 2 choices I'd have to say farting!
Weeellll...I would like to be able to quit biting my nails. However, have you seen that Indian guy with the longest fingernails ever on his one hand? That is disgusting. Even farting might be less disgusting than walking around like that.
I have to go with the farts. I like my nails!
I'd rather fart every 3 minutes. If your nails grew for the rest of your life, imagine the things you couldn't do - type a post/comment for a blog, dial a phone, pick your nose, gently caress someone's face... Constant gas passing wouldn't be nearly as debilitating. Plus, my farts always smell like roses, so what's the big deal?!
In regards to the sex hotline you called... twice. I'm pretty sure the Tax Man is not going to look too kindly on writing off calls like that as a business expense, so I'd advise you to stop pretty promptly.
I would hate it if I couldn't cut my nails. I don't like long nails. I don't even like to paint my nails.
Funny story about the wrong number. Glad you figured it out.
Never be allowed to cut/bite/chew/file/etc. your nails for the rest of your life?
I don't care if I fart.. but Every three minutes.. Nah I'll pass on that one
Very very tough choice. I'd go for the 2nd one, but I don't know if I could follow through.
Farting every 3 minutes would be pretty inconvenient and awkward.
Well...I spend a lot of time by myself during the day since I am currently not working outside the home, so...I'll have to go with the farting. Have you noticed how your own really foul farts don't smell as bad as someone else's really foul farts? How do you know yours are foul, then? It's when you fart,walk out of the room, return to it forgetting that you farted, and wonder what smells so utterly bad.
One of John Edwards' assistants got in trouble for calling a sex line from the campaign headquarters... he did the same thing you did. the phone records had two calls, 10 seconds long, 1 minute apart. I guess it's good that you're not running for President ;)
Anyway, I think I'd rather be all-time "Pull my finger" champ :)
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